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man u v rmIn my previous post, I accused the football club I support, Manchester United, of what I then termed robbery, in reference to the purchase of Robin van Persie from bitter rivals, Arsenal Football Club of London.

This post will discuss – hopefully, in brief – another case of alleged robbery involving Manchester United, but this time with the Red Devils on the receiving end.

Last night, March 5th, 2013, Manchester United was defeated by two goals to one at Old Trafford, their home ground, by the visiting Real Madrid team from Spain, thus ending their participation in the UEFA Champions League competition for the 2012/13 season.

The main talking point, which has been widely termed as controversial, was a 56th minute decision by the game referee, Cuynet Cakir of Turkey, to send off Manchester United winger, Nani, for what he deemed a dangerous – reckless, even – tackle on Real’s Alvaro Arbeloa.

(You can view a rather telling gif of the incident here, incase you missed it.)

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Nani sent off to an early shower

Manchester United led the game 1-0 at the time, thereby enjoying a 2-1 aggregate lead over their opponents, and were arguably the better side so far in the contest. The red card changed everything, even though there is no way to ascertain whether the outcome would have been any different if United enjoyed its full compliment of players for the duration of the game. In the link above, you can also view British newspaper headlines printed after the game, with a central theme claiming that United was ‘robbed!’

Before I  proceed, let us remember that I am a Manchester United supporter but like I pointed out in my previous post, I am a football fan first, so I always side with football, regardless. Opinions have been wide spread since the incident, so here I am (a bit after-the-fact, really), jumping into the fray with mine – Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha was justifiably sent off against Real Madrid yesterday. Just watch that gif again and see for yourself.

However, here’s the rub and where most (read: Man U fans) are coming from. While it may be a justifiable sending off, you don’t send a player off in a crucial game like this! I definitely hear that argument and the Red deep down in me supports this statement (well, I did at the time, actually saying to friends, “Oh, I’m no longer watching, the ref has spoiled the game.”).

But here’s the thing… that position is very unfair to the referee, why? Because asking him alone to realize it is a crucial fixture is absurd! (Yes, I just started consecutive sentences with ‘But’ and ‘Because,’ also separating them in this tangent with the conjunction ‘and’ Apologies to every English teacher I ever had) Nani and the 21 other players on the pitch, as well as the 14 subs, coaching staff and other match officials should be fully aware of this too! You don’t channel the late Bruce Lee when trying to win a ball. WATCH THAT GIF!!! To United fans, it was an AWFUL decision, to neutrals, it was questionable and to United’s detractors, it was FANTASTIC!

However, this is not an absolute condemnation of Nani’s action. You can blame it on the adrenalin rush that we mere individuals cannot completely understand – playing in front of 80,000 screaming fans against one of the biggest clubs in the world, who field the most expensive player on the planet, who just happens to be an ex-teammate and countryman; and you know the world is watching. Also, let’s not forget, Cristiano Ronaldo’s departure from Manchester United was meant to open the door for Nani’s meteoric rise, just like the Portuguese ace’s before him. Instead, he has been reduced to constant fodder for transfer stories. The man must have wanted nothing more than to vanquish his compatriot in front of his home crowd. Nani was amped up for this game but evidently, too amped.

Happier times for Nan and Ron

Happier times for Nan and Ron

Now hecklers, particularly from supporters of clubs not even in the Champions League or in serious contention for any silverware this season, went to town on twitter, BlackBerry, Facebook and so on, ridiculing United like they hadn’t been watching the game. United was ahead, albeit courtesy an unfortunate own goal by Real captain, Sergio Ramos, and ‘bossing’ the game as the Brits would say. Again, this was in no way a guarantee that United would have held on to the lead, let alone win the game. However, on the evidence to that point, after almost an hour and the attempts on goal that repeatedly called Diego Lopez in the Real goal into action towards the end of the encounter, a betting man would put money on United doing the business.

To say the red card didn’t change much is absurd because it directly set off the chain of events that led to the revival by Real Madrid. The foul occurred in the 56th. In the 59th, the ‘assaulted’ Arbeloa, a defender, was replaced by creative midfielder, Luka Modric, whose blinder of an equalizer was scored seven minutes later. Remember, this is Luka Modric who had been repeatedly linked to Manchester United , even before an uneven start to his La Liga career. So I guess he had something to prove and his introduction, super strike and deft touches definitely changed the game. Would he have been introduced if it was11-all? Did the numerical advantage give him more room to operate? We will never know but what we do know is that the sending off was the catalyst for Real’s awakening after a subpar hour on the pitch.

The red card aside, it was a beautiful game with Diego Lopez in goal and Luka Modric standing out for Madrid, while Danny Welbeck worked tirelessly for United. However, my hat goes off to the living legend, Ryan Giggs, wo played in his one thousandth game for Manchester United and showed young’ns how to do this son! At 39 (old in most sporting circles), his performance yesterday (and in most of the 999 appearances that came before) is the type of example young hopefuls need to study and aspire to. It’s a shame his millennial game ended the way it did but that’s just life.

Reliable Ryan

Maybe most interesting was Mourinho conceding (honestly or just mind games, who knows?) that the “best team lost.” However, this debate may go on for days or it may end today (if it hasn’t already) but the bottom line is the final score and on the night, it was Manchester United 1 Real Madrid 2 for an aggregate 2-3 score in favor of the once galácticos. Manchester United, unfairly or otherwise, lost a player (to a red card) and lost the match. End of story.

Mourinho: Apologetic or appreciative?

So, in parting, I will say Manchester United was robbed of a chance to advance to the Quarter Finals of the Champions League but the referee is not the culprit. This was an inside job.

If a member of staff steals from you outside the house, is that still an inside job?

I Am Random!

PS – While we’re all losing sleep over whether it was a sending off or not, Nani and the rest of the losing contingent will still be paid their astronomical wages. While a lot of speculation exists as to what footballers are paid, this should give you some idea. Still care so much about the outcome?

Will his goals bring title number 20?

So why the ‘criminal’ header? Well, I believe a crime has been committed, hence the headline. The main character in this crime is one Robin van Persie, dubbed RVP by fans and sports writers (hence the headline’s use of R.V.P crimes – I really needed to explain that, like, seriously?), the erstwhile Captain of Arsenal Football Club, the former ‘Heroes of Highbury’ and current Emperors of the Emirates.

If you’re still reading and happen to be in the know about football and stuff, you’re probably thinking, “Oh gosh! Not another bitter Arsenal fan here to complain about van Persie joining United?! Get over it and get on with yer life mate!”

On the contrary, I am a supporter of Manchester United, the United in question. What is being reported as Manchester United purchasing Robin van Persie from Arsenal, I see as Robbery (spotting no jewelry in Arsenal’s trophy room, United pilfered their prize possession), Villainy (it’s pure evil, yanking your main rival’s top gun) by United and Polyandry by van Persie (why not polygamy, you ask? Because I think it’s a bitch move!)

So why am I displeased my team just ‘purchased’ the top player in English football from last season? Well, here’s why… before I became a supporter of Manchester United, I had to give a damn about the sport in the first place. Same goes for any sport/pastime where I have support for any team/individual/entity. So, I love football and can watch two amateur women’s teams play as long as they play a good game. However, being a free spirit in such things, as odd as it may sound, doesn’t come naturally (Read that last statement again and please tell me I’m not crazy). You just have to support a person, squad or ideal. While you can prefer football to tennis, you can’t really ‘support’ football, can you? Yes, you can be neutral but when it reaches a certain level of passion, you find yourself moving towards one side – the conqueror, the underdog, the best looking, the quickest, whatever – and it just sticks. Eric Cantona & Peter Schmeichel drew me to Manchester United and I’ve been a believer ever since. However, I can still watch Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle, Getafe, Columbus Crew, Swaziland or even Igbobi Boys play football any day, as long as a quality match is on display and root for whoever. Even when United is playing, I applaud good moves by their opponents and sometimes pray they give us the kick in the pants we deserve for such a shite display. I appreciate football that much.

So what’s my problem with RVP? I feel like he sullied the sport for me a little. He was the Captain of Arsenal FC, the last of a golden era of Gunners football and he joined their biggest rivals in the quest for glory (individual over collective, regardless of what anyone tries to tell you). Forget what United’s cross-town rivals Manchester City did last season; forget the Mourinho years at Chelsea and the red card fiestas against Liverpool; Arsenal FC still remains United’s biggest rivals. So after years of going to battle and kissing the canon that adorns the Arsenal badge as he unleashed shot after shot at the Red Devils, RVP will now dress up in the colors and logo of Mighty Manchester. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. One of the greatest things about football is the rivalries. This transfer dishonors one of its greatest.

Warriors of Old – Manchester United’s Roy Keane and Arsenal’s Patrick Vieira share some love

I love basketball more than I love football. And I really LOVE football. So if you know anything about the NBA, its most storied rivalry features the Boston Celtics (the team I support) and the Los Angeles Lakers. The star of the Lakers is Kobe Bryant who is arguably the greatest player of his generation (Tim Duncan is the only one in the same class) and probably one of the 10 greatest (on record) to ever play the game. With Kobe, you love him or hate him, there’s no in-between. Earlier in his career, I absolutely hated Kobe Bryant. I laughed like a villain when my Celtics humiliated him and his Lakers to win the 2008 NBA Championship and cursed him out when his Lakers triumphed over the Celtics two years later.

However, I always respected the man and his talents, actually stating repeatedly that he is, in my opinion, more naturally gifted than one Michael Jeffery Jordan (DO NOT IN ANY WAY take this to mean I’m saying Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan! There are at least five – possibly more – players Kobe has to surpass to even enter Jordan’s rarefied airspace). Today, there’s no love or (real) hate for Kobe, just the respect and appreciation of how he plays the game I love so much, but he plays for the other guys, so I have some apathy towards him 🙂

Anyway, what I’m getting at is this – as much as I respect Kobe Bryant’s abilities, I DO NOT want to see him play for the Boston Celtics! EVER! That would be traumatic and wrong on too many levels. The Celtics are falling behind in the Championship race, so having Kobe will seriously boost our chances BUT IT’S KOBE BRYANT!!!

This is how I feel about Robin Van Persie suiting up for the Red Devils of Manchester. He is a player I have long admired and appreciated. I saw him as the second coming of one of my favorite players ever, himself an Arsenal legend and fellow Dutchman, Dennis Bergkamp. I told many people that the oft-injured van Persie would be devastating to opponents if he just stayed healthy and in his first injury free season? He was the best player in the entire league. Journalists and his peers were in agreement. If he continues to stay healthy and gels with Wayne Rooney and the rest of the squad, I will be front and center screaming, “Get in ye Reds!” while watching them perform but still, I would rather do so without van Persie. For me, it’s like Rooney signing for Chelsea or Leo Messi for Real Madrid… In the powerful words of the Mad Rapper, “Nah san, nah!”

Now, here’s the most interesting bit about my rant and the sentiments of ‘betrayed’ Arsenal fans: WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?

The man is rumored to be receiving about £200K per week and would also have collected about £2.25m on his transfer fee. I’m still contemplating whether I should buy credit or petrol.

Robin van Persie will suit up tonight in United’s season opener against Everton, wearing #20, which belonged to one of my favorite Reds ever, the Baby Faced Assassin, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. I will sit down, I will watch, i will ooh and ah (sadly, with no Cantona) as RVP has a riveting, vile or par debut for Man U. I will get over it. I’d better get over it because if I don’t, trust that not a brass farthing out of that £2.25m or weekly £200K will go towards the purchase of the panadol for this self inflicted headache.

I’m just a sports fan. Irrationally passionate and unnecessarily vocal. I would have been more untrue to myself if I hadn’t spewed this putrid venom than I have accused van Persie of being to Arsenal, it’s fans and the purity of football and its rivalries.

So in closing, begrudgingly but excitedly, I accept Robin van Persie (yeah, like it’s my place to do so) into the United fold and look forward to his first dance amongst the Red Devils of Manchester later tonight.

Arsenal fans, may your pain be our gain and come May 2013, may your pain be our champagne!

What? It’s still a rivalry, ya goonies! I don’t feel sorry for ya!

PLAY BALL!

Glory, glory Man United!